Scruff

A dirty bastard

Mum: Larry clean your room it's an absolute pig sty you fucking scruff

by DFALF October 14, 2018

Scruffy Joe

An individual with the Scruff is one handsome, suave, witty, caring Joe.
Well known for excessive cheesiness and the ability to make one laugh uncontrollably.

In short, a Scruffy Joe is everything you are not and could never be.
Known as 'Mark' to the non-Scruff's.

Non Scruff: Joe, you so Scruff!!
Scruffy Joe: Don't I know.

by Wheeze February 13, 2008

schroff

A word used to describe a pierced taint, grundle, or perineum (if you want to be scientifically correct).

Guy 1: We were at the strip club last Tuesday and one of the chicks had a schroff.

Guy 2: She had a pierced taint?! Was it a bar or a ring?

by f16venom January 1, 2012

Scroflakes

Dandruff of the testicular region

Kate just loves it when she’s piping her guy off and she finds herself in the middle of a scroflake shower
Dean hates it when he sees scroflakes drifting in his underpants

by Scroflake warrior March 2, 2018

Apple Scruff

1. A member of the Beatles fan group, the "Apple Scruffs". The Apple Scruffs were a group of hardcore Beatles fans in the late 1960s and early 1970s. They were known to camp out in front of Abbey Road studios and the houses of the members of the Beatles (esp. Paul McCartney).

2. A diehard Beatles fan.

"Now I've watched you sitting there
Seen the passers-by all stare
Like you have no place to go
But there's so much they don't know about Apple Scruffs"
-- from the song "Apple Scruffs" by George Harrison

by monkeyfinger December 31, 2005

scruff

facial hair. basically day three to five after a shave.

"man my scruff is itchy today, i should shave it"

by itsme2 April 27, 2006

scruffnut

Scrotum-to-scrotum contact during the act of double-penetrating a woman.

"Last night, Jed and I were Eiffel Towering his landlady when the bitch sneezed and threw us a scruffnut."

by Big Pimpin' Pappy April 10, 2007