An alcoholic beverage mix which includes, but not limited to, one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple kool aid
and a jigger of formaldehyde from the jar with Hitler's brain that you could get in some bars' back storeroom( you might need permission for this one though). Usually served during law enforced "Happy Hour" in bars all across America. It came into popularity when President Reagan came to office.
and a jigger of formaldehyde from the jar with Hitler's brain that you could get in some bars' back storeroom( you might need permission for this one though). Usually served during law enforced "Happy Hour" in bars all across America. It came into popularity when President Reagan came to office.
Last call for alcohol
Last call for freedom of speech
Drink up, happy hour is now enforced by law
And don't forget our house special,
It's called the Tricky Dicky Screwdriver
Last call for freedom of speech
Drink up, happy hour is now enforced by law
And don't forget our house special,
It's called the Tricky Dicky Screwdriver
by Suicidal Youtuber #43 February 21, 2018
Get the Tricky Dicky Screwdriver mug.An erratic and potentially unlikable person, someone with unpredictable and illogical behavior. a truncation of “screwy bastard”.
Why does the dog smell like gasoline?
That screwbastard Marcus thought gas would kill his ticks. Keep him away from animals.
That screwbastard Marcus thought gas would kill his ticks. Keep him away from animals.
by Wilhelm Snakesnoot June 26, 2023
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by I, Wreckerrr November 13, 2016
Get the screw baller mug.The unpleasant realization that, when assembling a purchased product, the painful discovery that the manufacturer has not included enough screws, bolts, nuts, etc. to complete the assembly. The word is derived from the character of Scrooge depicted in Charles Dicken's "A Christmas Carol". The word represents the frustration created by a manufacturer's miserly policy of not spending just a few extra cents to make sure enough parts were provided for proper assembly
Jack was assembling the bicycle he had bought for Johnny, but found out he was screwged when there weren't enough bolts supplied.
by PoorDavid December 6, 2011
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"wait did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn ?"
"yeah and?"
"thats againest the rules isnt it?"
"screw the rules i have money!"
"yeah and?"
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"screw the rules i have money!"
by im better than you. January 7, 2008
Get the screw the rules mug.A word used to describe any situation that is indescribably fucked up. When used out of these dire situations, it is acceptable for the surrounding people to laugh and throw excrement. Whether "shit-screwed" is appropriate in a give situation is completely up to the present audience, and thusly should be used with caution.
Thing 1: Dick Cheney just loaded up my face with bird shot!
Thing 2: Ahhh, thats sucks dude. You got royally shit-screwed.
Thing 1: Don't I know it. That criminal fucking raped everything above my penis with his 12-guage.
Thing 2: Ahhh, thats sucks dude. You got royally shit-screwed.
Thing 1: Don't I know it. That criminal fucking raped everything above my penis with his 12-guage.
by Mac____Crazy August 9, 2010
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