secretney

To have a secret that you want known> To tell someone a secret that you know they will tell.

"I really like him but I'm too scared to tell him. I know what I'll do, I'll tell Kattie my secretney and she will definitly tell him".

by choclatelove December 27, 2010

Screte

Shit; feces. Short for "excrement."

"Franky left me a load of dog-screte at my front door this morning. What a cunt."

by dustBoxedNORTH September 6, 2019

screeneeo

A person that uses his or her screen too much.

He's a screeneeo. He uses his screen every hour of the day.

by Why@? March 3, 2021

sun screened

A form of ejaculation and rubbing it on their chest, It really doesn't help with the sun it is purely sexual.

man: ejaculating and rubbing it around on his partner's body* you just got sun screened

by snap: cahrlieasley hmu :D November 21, 2019

Blue Screened

v. looking at porn and causing the computer to crash. 90% of all blue screen occurences are a result of fapping research.

I was fapping with about 37 windows open and blue screened. You know computers, help a brotha out?
Only if you don't touch me and I'll be using my own keyboard.

by jonjacobjinglehimersmit456 April 28, 2011

Fucking Screener

Humans who can't stop fucking with, texting/looking at, their smart phone screen.

Texting while walking the Fucking Screener landed a face plant off the curb he could not see.

Screeners sit in the same room with each other and text instead of talking to each other.

Screaners are the worst to date.

by Blue Sparks January 8, 2013

Screened out

When you have worked online for ages staring at the screen or spent the day surfing.

I have been working online all day long, my eyes kill...I am screened out

by Maximum Carter June 10, 2010