Screwpoogler

A person who is being annoying while you are tired and tryin to relax.

I am so tired, i just want to sleep.

Come and watch a movie with me or I will give you a wet willy!

Stop being such a screwpoogler!

by Maxpower243 April 28, 2011

screepy

Something scary and creepy

That’s song is so screepy

by BigFUCKINGquinn August 15, 2021

Screeton

Screeton, if you are born with this last name you are derived from royalty and a smooth pimp daddy and you slang the dick often, also you probaly smoke hella weed and have a bad habit of drinking too much alcohol also if you are not born with the last name Screeton then you are not a smooth pimp daddy that slangs the dick you are a hoe and you should get used to it and if anyones got anything to say about that they can holler at me usually stay around the MPG so holler!

(dude 1)Ay! is that dudes last name Screeton? (dude 2) yea dont fuck wit dem essays dey loco dey will fuck you up cuz they dont play that shit they keep it real in the MPG. (dude 2) fuck that ima go rob that nigga (dude 1) suit your self cuz. (dude 2)hey gimme all yo shit (screeton) what you say to me cuz, obviousely you dont know who I am cuz (dude 2) i dont give a fuck if you a screeton. (screeton) CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP! -reload-
CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP
(dude 2)........................
(screeton) you dont ever curse when talking in the presence of my name, now you know,(screeton empties pockets, takes clothes, takes earrings and necklace and shoes)see ya on the flip side cuz HA!

by FAT ZACH SCREETON FROM THE MPG April 14, 2004

Screenor

Screenor, often said scr33n0r, is the 1337speak word for a nerd who watches gay porn on their computer screen (scr33n) for most of the day. Used as an insult on online games.

Haha, what a nub screenor!

by Darknessx86 November 15, 2005

Screeper

A person who creeps behind a screen (electronic device).

“Tom can’t get over his ex-girlfriend. He spends most of his day looking at her social media.”

“Wow, what a screeper!”

by FANDV September 19, 2017

screep

sketchy + creep, a person (generally a man) who is a weirdo and usually a prick or ass

"wow, that screep over there just tried to grab my ass.."

by allison April 10, 2005

Screwpon

The Screwpon works as a benefit contract. When involved in a sexual relationship, there are certain benefits. The Screwpon provides a multitude of advantages such as free handyman repairs, fabulous meals cooked to order, access to an amazing stocked wine cellar and "insider information" to other deals that the "screwer" might share with the "screwee." Screwpon is residual too! Old boyfriends have been known to give concert tickets and other fabulous trinkets to a past "screwee" and often times Screwpon gifts last well into future relationships thus making those items "a really good Screwpon!"

Scarlett: "Hey Maggie! Bob just offered me tickets to Keith Urban! Wanna go?"
Maggie: "Well of course! I can't believe he's offering you tickets...it's been awhile since you've dated. What a great Screwpon!"

by Giddyupgirlfl June 21, 2011