Scratter

Person of limited breeding and finance. Poor white trash.

It must be benefit pay day, all the scratters are getting drunk

by Rommel August 10, 2002

sign scramblers

Vandals who like to rearrange letters on signs, into vulgar or funny phrases.

(sign on side of road): FARTSNAD
Fartsnad? Those wacky sign scramblers!

by Fartsnadknocker June 23, 2004

Scratter

Someone who lives off state benefits and has never worked in their life. Often overweight and can be found in town centres with 3 screaming kids and cans of lager in hand swearing loudly.

Look at those scratters, they should be shot at birth.

by fatbob May 8, 2003

dick scrambler

A bike seat.

Hey Mike, do you need one of those dick scramblers to finish your bike project?

by Billy Bob from Varsity Blues April 23, 2018

spamster

1. Member of the Meat Processers' Union.

2. Member of the Internet Advertisers' Union.

3. Hamsters raised by MacDonald's to become "chicken" nuggets.

PETER: Damn these chicken nuggets are good!

BOBBY: (mumbling) Poor spamsters.

PETER: What did you say?

BOBBY: Oh, nothing.

by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006

scratter

Dirty scruffy dole dossing bastard who originates from housing estates, frequents Nettos (Cheap Supermarket and drinks cheap lager / cider like its going out of fashion. Not unknown to leave kids home alone.

N E T T O thats where all the scratters go

by Moz November 7, 2003

Scratter

Device for turning whole apples into apple pulp, prior to stacking as "cheeses" for juice extraction by a cider press.

There is an 18th century scratter at Westons Cider Mill

by Anonymous August 29, 2003