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scramble the jets 

verb
1. to hustle; to hurry up
2. to be made aware of something late and respond by making accommodations quickly
3. originally a term used in the military referring to pilots getting their planes off the ground in the shortest time possible in order to deal with a situation
Trey: What do you mean y'all are leaving for Cincinnati tonight?! I'm supposed to work all this weekend!
Marcus: Dude, just get someone to cover for you. Scramble the jets!
scramble the jets by Aleji October 21, 2010
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scramble time

The phrase "scramble time" is used to described someone who's face is so ugly that it can only be compared to scrambled eggs.

When a person says "scramble time" it is often occumpanied by waving an open hand in front of the face with the back of the hand facing out. Thus mimicing a spatula mixing scrambled eggs.
"Your face is scramble time!"

"Hey scramble time! Go back to God and ask for a side of bacon!"

"Alright stop................It's scramble time!"
scramble time by Bizzzle November 24, 2006

scramble mode 

To be in a hurry or in a situation where you are trying to get your stuff together.
Yo I was in scramble mode this morning trying to make the job interview on time. I couldn't find my keys and made a wrong turn and got lost son.
scramble mode by Justin Stanley August 7, 2006

Scramble For Africa 

The Scramble for Africa was the occupation, division, and colonisation of African territory by European powers during the period of New Imperialism, between 1881 and 1914. It is also called the Partition of Africa and by some the Conquest of Africa. In 1870, only 10 percent of Africa was under formal European control; by 1914 it had increased to almost 90 percent of the continent, with only Ethiopia (Abyssinia), the Dervish state (a portion of present-day Somalia)1 and Liberia still being independent.
What the meaning of Scramble For Africa really means. Hey Africa is mine you Britishhh coc No its mine u Italian umm.. a pizza.

scramble my eggs 

A man who is having, has had, or will have his testicles sucked, licked, or otherwise manipulated orally.
Jeanna: Max, could you give me a ride to town?

Max: Sure - but first you gotta scramble my eggs!

Jeanna: OK!

Max: But that ain't all - first you gotta scramble my fuckin' eggs, then you gotta toss my salad, suck my dick, swallow my yolk, and then french kiss me - in that order!
scramble my eggs by Dymond D March 8, 2009

scramble name 

1. a name that spells like you took some letters out of a scramble bag and made a name out of it.

2. a name so made up, that only scramble letters can spell it
3. a name that usually is pronounced like a common name, but is spelled unusually.
Tiffany's name is spelled like a scramble name: Typhanie.
Izona, Kymathie, Ziara, Nevija, NyJhaia, Myangeleeze, Typhanie,
scramble name by LovelyAsh August 28, 2010

scramble the tadpole squadron 

Henrietta: "Roger, dear, my road less traveled is getting rather sore, can you jolly well hurry up and scramble the tadpole squadron so we get this bedroom unpleasantness over with."
Roger: "Absolutely my darling, chocks away!"