Shoulder Padding

When two friends gently rest their cocks(2) and balls(4) upon the shoulder of a roommate's girlfriend. She must gaze foward at all times as for it not to be constituted as cheating.

I am appalled that Mike and Mike were "Shoulder Padding" Amber last night, exclaimed Marc.

Yeah man, talk about a low blow on her part.

by Kaaron Rodgers January 22, 2011

Shoulder Joke

When someone places an object on someone's shoulder without that person knowing in an attempt to make that person look ridiculously foolish.

The objects used can vary - popular objects are erasers, plastic utensils, chips, noodles, and paper napkins.

I hate that guy so much; I want to run my truck over him. I want to gouge his eyes out". "Dude relax, just shoulder joke him - he'll never recover from that

by OriginalPrankster99 May 30, 2010

Swimmer Shoulders

Massive shoulders, triceps, back muscles and upper body strength that are the result of being a swimmer.

Janet: "I was a swimmer in college."

Colleen: "I can tell, you have swimmer shoulders".

by HulkedOutGirl June 9, 2010

ride the shoulder

Thrusting between the labia or "camel toe," or ass cheeks, without penetration.

Before the sudden lane-change I opted to ride the shoulder in order to lull her.

by Napoleon Bonerhard November 17, 2006

Shoulder strap

A shoulder strap is performed by sneaking up behind an unsuspecting person and placing your flaccid shlong across their shoulder.

I leaned forward from the back seat of my boyfriend's Miata and gave him a shoulder strap.

by Tony Buttles January 1, 2009

Shoulder Friend

A person you convey all your problems to who comforts you by providing a shoulder to cry on.

Man, everytime Abbi has a fight with her boyfriend she runs to her shoulder friend Todd.

by flacker December 24, 2006

Sandusky Shoulder

Similar to the cold shoulder, this is when your friends, family or guardians ignore the blatant proverbial or literal butt raping that you are dealing with.

(The meaning comes from the blatant ignoring of former Penn State assistant coach Jerry Sandusky banging children)

Did you see Bill in there? He was getting a reaming but I didn't feel obligated to help so I gave him the ole' Sandusky Shoulder.

This old, creepy guy was going to town on me the other night, Jim walks in, and sure as hell he gives me the Sandusky Shoulder.

Next time Sarah gets herself in that situation its going to be the Sandusky Shoulder for her.

by kbrownIVXX November 13, 2011