Sconer

A an eater of scones; a British person, especially a detestable one.

Shut up you toffee-nosed sconer!

by Shplibitz October 2, 2014

Sconner

A rude word for someone posh. Originated from people mocking the higher class pronouncing “scone”.

He’s such a f**king sconner

by Faceofjeff December 9, 2019

scorzered

to be scorzered is to be hit in the forehead with a glass beer jug

"I know where your wife lives!"

he then picks up the beer jug, drinks it all, then scorzered him

by azzzzzzzz October 21, 2011

scorzering

repeated bashing with a glass jug to the forehead. to be scorzered repeatedly.

did you see that guys face? he was bleeding everywhere!

yeah he got a good scorzering.

by azzzzzzzz October 21, 2011

sconerrific

Used to describe a delicious-tasting scone, generally eaten in the morning for breakfast

Q: Hey Kyla. How does that scone taste?
A: Why, it tastes sconerrific! Would you like to try some?

by UrNumberOneCrush November 30, 2015

sconerboned

To get very very very very high.

"Yo wanna come over to my place and smoke?"

"Yeah dude, I just got off work and I'm trying to get absolutely sconerboned."

by jphillyyy June 11, 2016

SCONER

The term for an erection, caused by a scary reason.

I was so scared, but it was also pretty hot. It gave me a sconer.

by StephoSlash June 25, 2019