snowmosexual

somebody who has sex with snowmen.

alicia thrust the snowman's icicle deep inside of herself in an act of snowmosexual intercourse.

by alicia morgan April 13, 2006

Slomosexual

A person whose sexual desires include people, animals, or objects that are moving slowly. Awkward situations arise (literally) around the elderly.

"Mom, Dad... I'm a slomosexual."
"Oh, bless your heart, Timmy!"

by Lenny Dee February 18, 2010

scomo-sexual

The term for one who is sexually attracted to Scott Morrison, the current Prime Minister of Australia

Person: I get a boner for ScoMo
Other Person: Wow me too
Extra Person: You are Scomo-Sexuals

by Pukas Grig V July 10, 2019

Showmosexual

someone in love with, or a devoted fan of, the band Showbread

A term derived from an internet article claiming the band was homosexual (which they are not)

Intended to be used in a fun or joking manor, and not serious in any way.

Have you heard Showbread's new album? I swear, it's turning me into a Showmosexual"

by ShowbreadSuperFan August 15, 2009

Sockosexual

Someone who masterbates in socks.

He's such a sockosexual, he's jacked off in 3 pairs of socks before noon!

by Doriface22 July 24, 2016

Comosexual

A 165% gay male of the Latin Decent. Usually speaks with very crisp S's, and speaks as much with his hands as he does his mouth, if not more.

Girl, that Comosexual is going to scratch your eyes out if you don't step away from her margarita!

by Justinrobinson March 12, 2011

snowmosexual

a. a husband who would rather ride his snowmobile than his smoking hot wife

b. a father who would rather play in the snow with his snowmobile than his children

c. an individual who is sexually attracted to snowmobiles

"I just found out my husband is a snowmosexual."

"Snowmosexuals make terrible fathers."

by MichelleRenee Valadez March 4, 2009