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scanning out

1. The state one finds oneself in after excessive alcohol/drugs consumption.
2. The state one finds oneself in after working to long scanning barcodes
1. You should have seen Katie at the party last night - She was totally scanning out
2. Katie can't meet us in BBs - she's worked overtime and is totally scanned out
by OG Funk April 10, 2007
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Splawning

The act of public sex in a university library involving two or more coeds and a strap-on sexual device (e.g., a pink strap-on dildo).
The university police officer on patrol heard "sex noises" and moaning coming from a study room in the university library. Upon further investigation the officer observed two women splawning on the desk, with one woman leaning over the desk while the other, wearing a pink strap-on dildo, inserted the device into the other woman's vagina.
by Funky Charley May 9, 2011
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splainin'

Originally derived from the TV series I Love Lucy, splainin' is now used by gamers as a put-down to taunt their opponent after a crushing defeat.

After one has been pwned, he/she has some splainin' to do.

Can also be used to describe anyone who looks absolutely ridiculous or obviously has no idea what they're doing.
Dude, i just beat you 8-2 at Fifa '95. You've got some serious splainin' to do.

-I can't tell if that's a man or a woman, but it sure does have a sweet mullet.
-I'd say they've got a lot of splainin' to do.
by Bartleby J April 25, 2009
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e-straining order

What you wish you could take out on someone who keeps e-stalking or e-spying on your online profiles like Myspace and FaceBook
Former Girlfriends pretending to be other people, or getting their friends to ask to be your face-book friend. So that they can see your profile and your pictures. "I need to get an e-straining order and that chick."
by The Big Show 22 September 22, 2007
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social shit-staining

A humorous alternative to Social Distancing. It conveys a negative connotation towards the term Social Distancing.
It's really frustrating to have to line up to enter a shop because of social shit-staining!
by PearcyM8 July 22, 2020
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Splaining

Kinda like mansplaining or womansplaining but just splaining in general. When someone explains something to you assuming that you have no knowledge of the subject.
Splaining:
you: breaths
splainer: well actually the origin of ... blah blah blah
you: i... i know
splainer: no, actually ... (a bunch of useless information you didn't ask for)
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Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!

Saying a person or entity "has some ‘splainin’ to do" (in a Cuban accent) is a humorous way of suggesting that they have done something illegal or otherwise embarrassing.

The catchphrase dates back to the 50's "I Love Lucy" show.
"Dude, asdfghjkl;!!!... why are my briefs pink?? Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"
by rickirichardo January 7, 2013
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