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Scissors 

A act in where you cut a males penis with scissors.
I scissored / cut my partners penis with scissors last night.
Scissors by Whatthefuch June 16, 2017

scissors 

scissors means wen a guy puts on finger in a girls pussy or box and the other up in her ass hole....poor girls that get that. lol
guy: Hey baby can i scissors u 2nite??
girl: fuck off u gross pig.
scissors by lil punk tash August 6, 2007

scissors 

A term used when asking a drug dealer for marijuana.
You got any scissors so I can cut this paper?
scissors by Phucker January 15, 2007

scissors 

means when two striaght people have intercoarse.
On the TV series "According to Jim", Andy was making scissors with Jim's ex girlfriend (that same chick, the mom, from the tv series George Lopez) and she would call out Jim's name, even well after Andy was done making scissors with Jim's exgirlfriend. The one from 1985.
scissors by sickdeathshappen August 5, 2009

Scissors 

Priest: "yo you got any scissors my dude?"
God: "yeah bro cut off the foreskin"
Scissors by Stanky Stanley December 2, 2019

Scissors 

a term used to add confusion to a conversation or in response to a question that is either not relative to the conversation, unclear in nature, or could not be heard due to mumbling
(Question) What's up with that?
(Jeff) "Scissors"

(Statement "mumbled") That strange guy who got laid off is back in the office....
(Jeff) "Scissors"
Scissors by jkoc March 7, 2007