by Eli_The_Great November 22, 2022
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by grahamburglar April 22, 2013
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When Bonnie and Mike were newlyweds and beginning to explore their mutual sexual fantasies and kinks, Mike pressured Bonnie to OK a swingers ad being placed in a magazine to see what kind of results they'd get. The ad read like this:
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Headline: Lonely, Sex Starved, Cock Sucking, Cum Swallowing Wife
Body: 22 years old, 5’2”, 100 lbs., blue eyed blonde with great legs and hot ass to work with and small pleasure toy tits to suck and slap and bruise, ISO dominant Alpha-type men with 7 to 9 inch cocks to go out with on fuck, suck and swallow dates while passive hubby jacks off at home, then be dumped off to tearful limp cock hubby afterwards for hot, dirty detailed confessions of all her sins, while hubby lovingly forgives her and submissively cleans up the mess her date has made of her.
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by momomomco September 16, 2019
Get the A Big Dick Swinger mug.A person of the male or female variety who throws extreme amounts of bullshit your way. This person is usually shady as fuck and should be avoided at all costs. This could range from your coworker who swears they didn't take your moms homemade lasagna out the break room refrigerator to that crack head crazy bitch you used to know in highschool.
That shady muckalucka Jessica is such a shit slinger; she's always on some bullshit.
That bitch LaQueeshah is a class A shitslinger. Everybody in this motherfuckin salon knows that weave ain't no real 100% human hair.
That bitch LaQueeshah is a class A shitslinger. Everybody in this motherfuckin salon knows that weave ain't no real 100% human hair.
by Julie da broke bitch Savage June 15, 2013
Get the Shit slinger mug.When your toe has a fungus and you don't know what it is. Also it could be used as a good or bad connotation based on the sentance. For example for a bad connotation it would be, "bruh stop why are you so shingely". And a good connotation in an example is, "Let's go this is soooo shingely like it's AWESOME!". The word can also describe something abnormally weird. This way of the word shingely is it's most commonly used way.
by Pigeon Suspicion March 23, 2020
Get the shingely mug.A burning or stinging sensation in or around the rectum after a bowel movement or movements usually caused by ingesting spicy foods or PBR. Commonly affects college students and hairstylists at innnapropriate times.
Thomas: Hey you guys wheres Kim?
Stacey: Oh, she went home early, that last trip to the bathroom left her with a wicked rim stinger.
Thomas: Did she eat something spicy?
Stacey: I think she had some queso and some PBR.
Thomas: She was asking for it!
Stacey: Oh, she went home early, that last trip to the bathroom left her with a wicked rim stinger.
Thomas: Did she eat something spicy?
Stacey: I think she had some queso and some PBR.
Thomas: She was asking for it!
by tommyboy613 May 19, 2007
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