schlurple 

The act of drinking, not quite noisily enough to be called slurping, yet still louder than a sip.

It’s a common pet peeve in England to schlurple your tea in front of guests!

schlurple by chezswirl December 1, 2019

schmurp

It just means schmurp. It can mean whatever you want it to. It can be a filler, it can mean something was so amazing that you can’t put it into words, or so terrible that you can only describe it as schmurp.

Person A: How was the trip?
Person B: schmurp.

schmurp by PimpLo February 17, 2022

schlürp

A large and intimate sucking kiss with full tounge. Probably quite soggy.
Preferably whilst led down in a field.

Oh that was a fucking good schlürp!

schlürp by BigDucky May 19, 2022

Schlurp 

Schlurp is slang for the hit drink Schlerma

John: I left the Schlurp...

Jim: The fuck you mean you left the Schlurp?

Schlurp by Schlerman June 25, 2022

Schnurplenurple 

A person who identifies as the color purple

"Did you hear Tyrone daquarious tyrell crustnut jr the 55th is a Schnurplenurple

Schnurplenurple by yslikws February 8, 2024

schlurp 

The act of taking a wet, open-faced adult diaper and drinking the piss from the padding

I took my diaper off, and my boyfriend asked, “Can I schlurp that thang?”

schlurp by bababerry August 28, 2025