schlarve

(v.)
term often used during oral sex, referring to the licking and sucking of penis or vagina.

"...ahh...yeah...schlarve my pole..."

by mona lisa portiere April 1, 2009

gentleman and a scholar

Exclaimed when some one goes out of their way to do something beneficial to you and others with you.

John: Fuck, I don't have enough money to buy weed for tonight.

Jack: Worry not friend, this bags on me!

John: Jack you're a gentleman and a scholar!

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Bill: Fuck man, I haven't been laid in WEEKS!

Jack: Fret not, chum. Take my woman!

Bill: You're a gentleman and a scholar!

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Larry: Oh fuck, I'm getting a drug test today.

Jack: *zip*

Larry: Jack you really are a gentleman and a scholar!

by ScholarofaGentleman May 5, 2006

Scholarship

Heaven on a paper.

Getting a scholarship will save your ass from being 30 years in debt.

by iMakeTrashUrbanStuff December 7, 2020

cock scholar

A whore or slut. Someone who really knows their way around a penis.

Bill: "Hey, did you hear Carmen banged Chris at the party last night?

Steve: "Yeah, she's such a cock scholar."

by Dommy Style December 26, 2008

Schlark

The most abusive word in existance to call a female.

Someone who has intercourse with anything and/or anyone for fun.

A combination of the following: Slut, cunt, hoe, whore, lesbian, skeezer, skank.

That girl is a complete schlark.

She schlarks herself out to everyone.

by B. Fic July 9, 2005

Scholarstrip

When someone (usually of the female gender) pays for their education by stripping.

Mike: "Wow. Brandee got into the University of Georgia? How did that happen? She can't afford shit."

Shawn: "Easy. She's on a scholarstrip."

Mike: "It all makes sense now. I thought I saw someone who looked like her at the Flamingo last night. It was her. Haha."

by Phill Latio September 22, 2007

eliza schyler

Eliza shcyler, also known as Elizabeth Schyler, was one of the most kindest woman that ever entered Alexander Hamilton's life. She was Alexander's wife and, after his death, the first private orphanage in New York City. She got to raise hundreds of children.

I wish I could be as kind as Eliza Schyler

by Karma The Killer January 4, 2018