schweffe

Originally an English public school word with several meanings. For example, a guy who spends more time with his girlfriend than his mates or just a general idiot. But it has come to mean a public school idiot, since these people are the only ones who ever used the word.

Your mate Rupert isn't even on the guestlist, what a schweffe

Mate, I can't believe you're chilling with Antonia again this weekend, you're turning into such a schweffe

That guy Rollo who says 'schweffe' is a fucking schweffe

schweffe by Jokes Lad 3000 August 30, 2012

Schweff

A guy who spends loads of time with girls and ditches his mates to be with them, but never gets any pussy.

Schweff: Yeah, Katie and I are like best friends. I think she likes me!

Schweff's Friend: Look mate, she doesn't like you as in she wants to fuck you. She likes you because you are a schweff.

Schweff by silent_deadly123 October 5, 2011

schwef 

pronunciation: swef.

Slang word of german route used to describe someone of criminal nature that is fearless and cold. These people are the top of the crew. The peaple dubbed schwef are usually hard to find as they are not usually known and usually untouchable.

The Schwef can never be touched.

schwef by AJ Jackson May 22, 2008

Schweffquipment 

Equipment for schweff based activities. Usually in a bar or in a nightclub to pick up the ladies Schweffquipment will be required, such as : Cigarettes, Lighter, Extra-Money, Car, etc...

Person 1: you ready to hit the club, pick up some chicks?

Person 2: yeah man! let me get my Schweffquipment sorted first!

or...

Person 1: Why do you always carry cigarettes and a lighter when you don't even smoke?!

Person 2: 'Cos its part of my Schweffquipment dude!

Schweffquipment by FrogDog91 November 9, 2011

Ultra Schwey 

A superlative that goes far beyond the bounds of cool - should be reserved only for when something truly is ultra schwey. Never used in an ironic fashion.

I wasn't sure I would like it, but that really was ultra schwey.

Ultra Schwey by Jeremy January 2, 2004

schwefferling 

Combining hardcore game with the intense shuffling of the feet, preferably to hip hop, to secure the pick up of a member of the opposite sex

Everyday im schwefferling

schweffer game pick-up

schwefferling by greggyj December 10, 2011

Sergeant Schweff

Sergeant Schweff refers to a specific type of schweff - one who not only attempts to chat up women but also men. This is not in a homosexual manner, it is merely to better his social situation and 'network'.

Guy 1: Why is Sam being so nice to Tim?

Guy 2: 'Cos he's Sergeant Schweff - he's trying to be his best friend

Guy 1: Ohhhhh.

Sergeant Schweff by Stodleh March 14, 2010