schuber

a piece of shit.

"hey look there ma! My cow took a big schuber on my foot!"

by sarah broach yahh January 27, 2009

schuberth

The exact opposite of a Giga Chad, he is a small and frail man who is sussy. Also known as Jack

"Omg knock it off schuberth"

by Frodobabbo April 30, 2021

Viktor Schauberger

Viktor Schauberger the water wizard of Austria whose work on water greatly influenced people of the era. His theories on water probably influenced Dr.Masaru Emoto in a slight way.

Viktor is the earliest forms of a hippie around man!<jk>

by YouGee April 14, 2005

Mrs. Shubert

A stupid teacher who hails Hitler daily and supports racism.

"My teacher was Mrs. Shubert and I'm a black Jew"

by Big Dingus Chris November 13, 2021

Schubert

A poor sports play or error, or a poor player.

That throw to third was horrible! A total schubert!

This schubert's gonna strike out, he always does.

by Patroklos July 3, 2012

Schubert Syndrome

The syndrome that can only be born with. There is nothing physically wrong with the human, but they're fucking idiots. Very few people like them. To be born with Schubert syndrome, they need to be the second youngest child of a family with 4 children. They have 2 brothers and 1 sister. They're selfish and dick heads.

Man: Hey, does that person have Schubert Syndrome?
Woman: I think so, lets go check.
*walks over to the subject*
Woman: Hey, do you have 2 brothers and 1 sister?
Subject: wtf how do you know
Man: And do you happen to be the second youngest child in your family?
Subject: you guys are creeping me out
Man and woman: Oh well, sucks to be you

by Chaarons May 17, 2021

scruberton

when your such a scrub you are beyond that point.

bro why are you acting like a dagum scruberton.

by juicyjay0893 September 25, 2018