schnoogle

Pronunciation: \shnü-gl\

Function: Noun, verb

Etymology: 21st century Anglo-Swiss colloquialism

1. as noun, schnoogler
an individual, normally of Swiss/Germanic descent that causes grief to the observer in some fashion, derived from the sound the conversation makes due to excessive use of schnu tones.

2. as verb, to schnoogle
(i) to say in a Swiss/Germanic voice or cadence a phrase that is grossly uninteresting or naive conveying lack of intellect or thought.
(ii) to behave in a slightly slimy or underhanded manner or to deceptively schmooze against ones normal code of ethics with sole intent of attaining kudos, 'schnooglebucks' or some other endgame.
(iii) to move by a small almost insignificant amount synonymous with 'noogie'.

noun:
'i cant stand the stupid questions from the schnooglers anymore' or 'the schnooglers are driving me nuts'

verb:
(i) 'I'm getting schnoogled to death by this mindless blather'
(ii) 'I schnoogled my way into the club by claiming to be someone famous.'
(iii) 'I'm schnoogling the bid because I know he's a seller and I have nothing but disdain for him'

by theswisscowboy January 19, 2010

Schmooplette

A girl that puts a smile on your face whenever you see her.
An unquantifiably adorable Goddess.

Tay is my little schmooplette.
Always remember that schmoopy will forever love his little schmooplette.

by Schmoopy July 5, 2018

Schnoobler

A Person who Gets into other's buisness. or a Person Who "schoonbles"

Alex is such a schnoobler.She gets into everyone's drama.

by Tyler Lindahl February 7, 2008

schnoodling

Where two men, presumably gay, engage in pulling one man's foreskin over the other man's cockhead and one proceeds to whack off both men.

Bruce and Larry were schnoodling, and Bruce got a hood full of man goo.

by john crapper April 1, 2008

schnoobler

A person who 'schnoobles', or 'gets into peoples buisness'. A word Created and used by Spencer now spreading onto bigger audiences of users of the word Schnoobler.

When Alex came into our conversation she was being a schnoobler.

by Tyler Lindahl February 7, 2008

Schmoogle

ʃmu-gəl

The singular pronoun used when the gender of a speaker or narrator is unspecified.

"He" as a pronoun referring to a gender-neutral subject is outdated and sexist. "They" is plural! Using"He or she" can be far too cumbersome. The solution to our dilemma: Schmoogle.

My classmate keeps asking me for help with schmoogle's homework.

by Bea Minor December 11, 2019

Schnoodling

verb - 1. the act of 2 men one being circumsized and the other being uncircumsized where they pull the extra foreskin of the uncircumsized penis over the circumsized mans penis and proform masterbation in turns of both penises at that same time.

crude definiton - two gay men stand facing each other and you take their extension cords and plug them together "Huston we have dick sex!"

noun - 2. used as a title of action to explain someone's utter dislike for a situation, or idea.

1. "some gay men like to schnoodle while some prefer butt sex"

2. "dude that is gayer than schnoodling."

by METAL BLOOD July 9, 2009