Schplang

Another word for the combination of words "Yo-yo sausage". Can also be used when explaining the sound effect of getting a boner.

Dude, she whipped them titties out and I was just like Schplang!

by WitlessJavier123 May 15, 2009

Schplack

the noise you make when your balls are oiled up and you smack it on a hard, flat surface

"I heard schplacking down the hallway"

by big massive juicers August 2, 2020

Schplank

Means absolutely nothing.

Braedon: You’re schplank!
James: What does that even mean?
Braedon: Literally nothing.

by AdvancedInYears May 10, 2021