schlength

the length,or lach thereof, of a schlong/schlort.

my schlength is greater than yours ahahaha

by russ's_gf March 17, 2004

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schmenglies

What one finds hanging from a hookers monkey after several clients.

After a night on the low track, and wearing her favourite micro mini, you could tell star had a busy night from the schmenglies hanging from her monkey

by Ukey September 8, 2009

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googley schpeugly

A highly unreliable magic phrase which randomly alternates between bringing the user good fortune and cursing them. Used conversely with the phrase "Ylgupsh Ylgoog."

CASE #1
Barnabus: Man, we've been lost at sea for months!
Ian: GOOGLEY SCHPEUGLY!!!
Barnabus: Land ho!

CASE #2
Barnabus: Man, we've been lost at sea for months!
Ian: GOOGLEY SCHPEUGLY!!!
Barnabus: Eels!

by Annnon November 19, 2007

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Shpeng

Made up Scottish word to mean the sound created when a spoon hits the Bell of Wisdom ( Also Made Up).

Can be used in conversation when something is good or funny

"Shpeng"

by Smith Unpacked January 9, 2017

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Schengaldoaf

Means arsehole... use it to piss of your friends

Your such a Schengaldoaf

by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019

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Schpangled

When you’re in between drunk and totally fucked up. The moment when you’re drunk and high right before the room starts spinning. You metaphorically feel like the inside of a stomach.

Leroy: Bruh I just drank this casamigos while I’m high and this shit got me schpangled!

T-Bone: Yeah son you schpangled af. That shit got you tripping lmao.

by Good_Lord_He’s_Schpangled July 7, 2023

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