School Bus

A large yellow vehcile used to transport kids to school, generally these buses Don't have enough FOOT room, these buses are usally used by public schools but there are private school buses as well, oddly enough I never see kids inside school buses. I just see a half crazy ugly bus driver.
by footspace May 06, 2005
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"damn, i popped 2 school buses and drank endless beers. Remember very little exept waking up hours later on the kitchen floor”
by thor7614 April 29, 2011
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A huge, 90% of the global warming, vehicle that gets LITTLE CHILDREN to school. It's A Known Fact that the bus is late, and you get it up the ass from your homeroom teacher who doesn't believe your fat crazy drunk bus driver took you to school the wrong way, and turned around (FINALLY) but it is already time for lunch. And then your up till 4 AM finishing your English homework that you missed in A hour, then it starts all over again
THAT UBER COOL (not)

So in conclusion, fuck the bus.
School Bus Driver: chdren we gunna b in skoole on time....o shitz i taked wrong turnz

Kids : OH FUCK
by Derek12266 October 24, 2009
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A sexual act where the receiving partner dresses in yellow and the male drops his kids off inside.
That chick is so hot I’d love to make her a school bus!
by Poundtown Mayor May 03, 2021
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1) A typically yellow bus that transports students to their school.

2) A great place to learn about the people who live near/around you.
1) The school bus is always gets us to school on time.

2) Until I rode the school bus, I had different thoughts about people. For example, I thought that guy in Spanish was kind of funny, but now I know he's a loudmouthed asshole who can't shut the fuck up. And I used to think that girl from my block was nice, but now I know that she's a manipulative piece of shit. Thank God we have the school bus!
by TheIratePirate January 23, 2007
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A vehicle that students who don't have a car or another form of transportation, gets to school. AKA Loser Cruiser
Bob lost his license so he must ride the school bus to school.
by MMM March 11, 2004
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A school bus is a headache on wheels driven by a fat, drunk, ugly, old, broke, insane bitch that hates kids. It smells like vinyl mixed in with a fat man's shoe. It has a bad suspension. It is hot and sticky. And you're almost always thinking, "This guy next to me smells like shit."
shit yellow cocksucker fat drunk school bus
by aarreeaallyybbaadddduuddee February 09, 2011
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