Schoen

Schoen is the type of guy who is super skinny and will always get the ladies. He is bilingual and his primary language is Robloxian and his secondary is English. He is a Roblox god and knows how to type a series of blocked words into the chat. When he sees a girl he likes he is committed and will never give up. He is an Overall great guy but if you are not allowed to watch rated PG-13 or RAted R you may wanna plug your ears. ❤Shale for life❤

Person 1: Who got in trouble for chucking a scrunchie in the band room?
Person 2: SCHOEN!!
Person 1: Who got in trouble for typing Momo on the school search bar?
Person 2: Schoen

by IDK_WHO November 28, 2019

matthew schoenroth

a thirteen year old paedophile that weks at everyone

ew look matthew schoenroth is a nigger

by raynesakur May 22, 2018

shoenice

one crazy mother fucker who eats anything. best known for his youtube videos

"eat that shit"
"fuck it, shoenice"

by that bassy September 19, 2012

schoening

a bro who is large, in most respects

max is such a schoening, he towers over us all

by accccm March 10, 2009

schoenweiss

To give a raw handjob, resulting in a red, chaffed and swollen penis. The penis resembles a glass Coke bottle.

Erin asked Brandon if she should put some water on her hand to make the hanjob lubricated. Brandon sighed and poorly agreed. He paid for his mistake when he went to the bathroom the next morning and discovered he had been schoenweissed.

by Charles Ducovny December 28, 2007

Schoentrup

An open ended state or acknowledgement that requires no response but one is expected.

Schoentrup #1 (random statements)
An arsonist scares the shit out of me...

That Titan's one big moon...

I smell like...pancakes and syrup...

Sun's really melting the snow...

Raindrops!!....

Oh Crap...I shoulda gone to church this morning...

Schoentrup used in a sentence. "Dude, you just pulled a Schoentrup. Are you sure you didn't Schoentrup yourself?"

by Office Bud June 24, 2010

Schoeneman

Beautiful, sexy, hardworking man who has skin made of silk.

I would love me a Schoeneman!

by Just kNowledgeable Master June 6, 2018