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Schnooking

A romantic almost lovely sexual encounter with a person you share a deep and loving bond with.
No semen necessary.

Sex allowed though only the tender kind, no whips, chains, cuffs, swearing, wax, electricity, burning, pain (unless emotional tearing of heartstrings due to love) etc.
I was schnooking the love of my life last night

Schnooking mends all the problems in the world.
by StudyGroupAlpha June 7, 2011
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Schmooling

Alternate word for “playing”; to tease or joke with someone.
Aleks called me ugly but I know she’s just schmooling”
by anapkeyclub March 8, 2019
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Schooling

A word used for masturbation when you want the act to remain a secret.
"Dude, i just schooled so hard, i was thinking of Inga and Julia the entire time."

"Bro, homeschooling is so risky when my parents are downstairs."
by Pattycakesxc3 December 16, 2011
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Schnerdling

Slang term for a restroom, courtesy of Tom and Ray from CarTalk. Pronounced "SHNURD-ling", and based on a mis-read of the word "Scherdling", which was seen on a bathroom sign in Iceland.
"I need to go use the Schnerdling"
"I have to go take a Schnerdle"
by SgtKashim October 16, 2008
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Scaboodling

( scah-boo-del-ing)
The act of screeching at the top of your lungs and simultaneously slapping someone, presumably across the face, and concluding the act by sprinting away
Jeff: Yo some guy just screamed and slapped me and then he ran.
Georgiano: dude you must have done something terrible to earn a scaboodling.
by AbsoluteKnockOff May 17, 2019
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No Schooling

Learn as you go, as opposed to homeschooling there is no curriculum.
I was thinking about home schooling my child, but will be No Schooling instead, because who really needs algebra.
by MsFox November 2, 2013
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Asian Schooling Standards

The Asian Schooling Standards go above and beyond the typical western grading Scale. The passing grade of the western standard is ye ole C-. With Asians however. A- is the lowest that is rarely accepted by the species known as the tiger mum. Any less than that and it is certain death by starvation. If you are asian you know. if you are western pray for thankfulness.
Tiger Muma: B+? B PLUSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEATH BY KATANA. YOU FAIL THE ANCIENT ASIAN SCHOOLING STANDARDS

Failure of an Asian: I got a B+. I have dishonoured myself, my family, my cow and my chickens.
by AsTheWindBlows July 14, 2016
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