schnarble

An invisible bitey creature, that makes a person believe they are actually being bitten. Very sneaky.

I was just sitting on the chair and something bit me! Theres a schnarble lurking around.

by atticusthatacus February 22, 2011

Schnarler

Shnarler A shady person one looking to take unfair advantage

A politician may often be perceived as schnarler.

by Marshallpete April 24, 2016

Shnarflak

An expression used to describe a person so inept you are at an utter loss for words.

To express ones dissatisfaction. "You are an utter shnarflak Fred"

by GK-LN September 18, 2006

schnarfy

An insanely hot chick.

The pottery barn is having a half off sale, I'm going to go there and pick up a schnarfy.

Check our those schnarfies!

Dude check it out...Schnarfage, 3 o'clock!

by Evan Bingham February 1, 2006

schnarf

To spray one's drink out of one's nose as the result of sudden laughter.

I schnarfed my chocolate milk when the mouse ran up the lunch lady's leg.

by tikaro May 29, 2003

Schnaffle

to steal, borrow or apprehend with malicious intent.

"Jonesy only went and schnaffled a goose"
"Jammers had schnaffled before but couldn't comprehend the goose"

by James-C March 7, 2008

Schnarf

Someone who is a complete dumbass and thinks he looks cool when he really looks like a dumbass

That kid wearing his hair in a man bun, looks like a fucking schnarf

by pete snake October 7, 2017