Schnarf

To clear one's nasal passage by covering one nostril and blowing out the other.

"My old man schnarfed while doing yardwork. It was disgusting."

by E-mas January 10, 2009

Schnarf

To hit someone on the head with a pillow when they least expect it.

Hey, can I Schnarf you in the face? *Smacks in the face with random pillow*

by Xeribol April 8, 2013

schnarf

someone who farts in the bath tub and bites at the bubbles.

That dude is so weird. He's probably a schnarf.

by bubbadave August 26, 2005

schnarfle

To eat fast food. Is a verb, adjective, noun, anything you want really.

"Dude lets go to Burger Schnarfle!"
"I feel like quite the schnarfler."
"I don't feel like schnarfling right now, I'm rather full and have a strong desire to rape my dog."
"I have grown nice and plump due to my excessive amount of schnarfling."

by rossco321 May 24, 2008

Schnarf

Adj: A descriptive expression relating to the extreme snugglyness, cuddlyness, or comfortableness of something animate or inanimate. V: To snuggle, cuddle, or become comfortable with something/somebody in an extreme manner.

Adj: "Baby, you look so schnarfable wrapped up in that fuzzy ol' blanket!"
N: "Hey little lady, what do you say we head to the bedroom to schnarf it up for the evening?"

by rhythmicfarts December 24, 2014

shnarffed

Means your getting fucked over; having to do others shit/job, not something you should/have to do

Hey Weit, go mop playland and lobby....(your friend):Get fuckin shnarffed XD

Hey Weit, go stock the fridge
(Weit): fuckin shnarffin my ass today aren't yuh

Hey Weit, sweep the kitchen please

(Weit): but that's his job
Him: Shnarffity shnarff shnarff motherfucker

by Shnarff Master Weit June 17, 2016

Schnarf

To do things inefficiently and unintelligible, resulting in harm to you or other

Did you see Ivan pass out from trying to inflate that basketball with just his mouth? How Schnarf!!

by Drewk005 September 16, 2022