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Schmutzfest

(From the German/Yiddish word schmutz and festival): when covid masks no longer serve a purpose but the CDC still wants you to wear them
Enough with the schmutzfest already
by Uncle Dimma May 12, 2022
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Schmitzed

The act of being untruthful in regards to ability while competing in a competition. Sandbagging to a large extent which may cost you friends and or associations with a group.
We got schmitzed in our match today. There is no way that guy plays to a 18 handicap when he shoots 83 and makes sand shots like that.
by ###LL$*EI December 3, 2019
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Schmitties

DAMMMMMMMM! She got dem SCHMITTIES! Let me JIGGLE dem SCHMITTIES real quick!
by goatminam January 28, 2021
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Schmutzplätzen

German slang for a woman's vagina. Literal translation is "dirty cookie".
Pull your skirt down, I can see your schmutzplätzen
by milfhunter10 July 5, 2014
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schmitties

Giant testicles that hang real low. Nut in the man bag. Balls.
Dude don't hit me in the schmitties!!!
O that BITCH hit me in the schmitties!!!!!!
by Schwetty Sack May 6, 2011
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schmitzin' it

when a boy has an erection. boner
dude i just saw a hot girl and then i was totally schmitzin' it!
by stater May 15, 2008
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Schmatzen

German for smacking. May be used as a term of endearment to indicate one is fantastically awesome.
I love you Schmatzen.
by Soarele November 3, 2010
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