schmultz

Sappy romance in a novel, film, or song.

That movie would have been good had it not been for all that Schmultz.

by Jewpanese May 20, 2005

Schulered

When you take a dump in a bathroom that does not belong to you and you neglect to flush, leaving the evidence for someone else to view upon entering the next day/week/etc. Also known as a dump-and-run, random shitting, mystery shitter syndrome (MSS).

After a night of drinking and partying:

Rod: Guys, I really need to shit. Do you mind if I use your shitter?

Ric: No problem.

The next day upon entry into the bathroom:

Ric: Holy Shit, I've been totally Schulered by Rod. What an ass!

by Kevin Mooney June 10, 2007

schulenberg

the last name of a cool person that is cool 😎😎😎

that person with the last name schulenberg is cool

by rydkydekdyr May 7, 2021

Schuler

To show up at the last minute, after having not participated for an extended period; subsequently scamming free food, drinks, rides, etc. from other event attendees.

I haven't seen him in months, then he shows up, catches a ride out of town and makes us stop for Corn Nuts. He totally Schulered me!

by sarasadie September 23, 2005

mike schuler

a species with a general liking of the ween, or male genitals, or cock! Also known as venetian for liking dick, or cock, in and around the poop schute.

Wow! Don't be so Mike Schuler!

by cowpie819 October 12, 2010

Schmele

An extremely stupid person. Will probably never get laid. Loves anime and video games. Thinks that he or she is really cool but is actually not.

Wow that guy was such a Schmele.

by Squirreldukey June 5, 2016

Schmile

To say 'smile' but with an italian-jewish accent therefore creating schmile!

*italian jewish person taking a photo* SCHMILE! :D

by Schmileschmuck November 8, 2010