Little Smokies

Female nipples so fat and long that they resemble pigs in a blanket.

Mike and Jay were in hog heaven at the strip club when they saw Tammy Lynn's little smokies as they entered the champagne room.

by KeyWest2022 March 5, 2022

local smokies

The town or county police department.

Chris: "Oh shit, we're getting pulled over. I was doing 160 in a 35! My mom's gonna kill me!"
Dean: "Just run for it, jackass. They'll never catch us in this 911. It's just the local smokies, not the damned national guard or anything."
Chris: "No!!! I could never do such a terrible thing! I'll just shoot them...no, better idea...throw this grenade at their car."

by Nick D March 7, 2005

schmoking

to smoke a large cuban cigar and pretend that you are dutch

i would very much enjoy schmoking that pancake

by lion777 June 11, 2003

Schmobie

A air pocket in a sheet or mat, ie. Drumline mats

Toby tripped over a Schmobie during a drumline performance

by Schmobie August 17, 2011

SHMOKIE

1. A word used to exclaim in joy or suprise.
2. A word to describe small objects of affection.

1. Shmokie! that was a heart stopping story!
2. Aww... ur such a little shmokie.

by John Tom Lom November 30, 2005

schmoids

A state of confusion and general lack of brainpower caused by smoking marijuana the night before. Essentially, a weed hangover.

I believe I failed my physics exam this morning after waking up with the schmoids. I will never toke again prior going to bed.

by Larry Slicker April 19, 2008

Schoolies

Schoolies as a term was first used in 1974.
Until then it had been a loose gathering of Private School graduates.
In 1974, on Hedges Avenue a meeting of Secondary School graduates convened to organise a schedule of events for the week.
These events were held at private homes plus some were held at the Old Broadbeach Hotel beer garden.
The term Schoolies was used on all flyers that promoted the events.

Tonight's Schoolies event will be held at "name and address withheld for privacy regions" .
To RSVP please leaves your name in an empty XXXX longneck on the front porch.

by Roo74 November 18, 2016