Schmitty

A guy who has a thing for his older sister

Wow look at Ryan flirt with his sister! What a Schmitty!

by PoopMamba69 August 24, 2016

Dirty Schmitty

When you get so Schmitfaced and you're wasted and ready to fuck but you pass out with your dick in your hand and ramen noodles in the microwave.

He got drunk as fuck again and pulled another Dirty Schmitty

by TrollToll66 June 25, 2019

schmitty werbenmenjensen

He is #1 and has an amazing hat that makes mr krabs wet

That's schmitty Werbenmenjensen's hat he was #1

by Purple pineapple November 13, 2013

Schmitty schmitt

The act of totally screwing something up.

She completely pulled a schmitty schmitt and got the cops called on the party.

by BubblesXLilPackage69 October 30, 2017

Schmittied

To be railed(raped) by a dumpling man with a strap on drilldo. The man being railed being the guy that played schmitty on New Girl. You can also get schmittied figuratively.

Friend: Omg did you watch American Horror Story Hotel yet?

Other friend: Oh yea schmitty totally got schmittied while Sarah Paulson watched.

Friend: Oh wow that's disturbing

by SwaggyBopBop March 9, 2021

Schmitty

Black out drunk, no recollection.

Those shots got me Schmitty

by BoozeKid June 16, 2021

lucky schmitty

The middle position in a three-way encounter.

Jim shouted “Lucky Schmitty” and just like the rules for ‘shotgun’ Steve and Larry knew Jim would get the middle.

by Lavis89 June 13, 2024