schmitty werbenmenjensen

He is #1 and has an amazing hat that makes mr krabs wet

That's schmitty Werbenmenjensen's hat he was #1

by Purple pineapple November 13, 2013

schmidty

When a manager offers a monetary raise to an employee if the employee has sex with said manager. As the manager reaches climax he turns to the employee and says, "by the way, your fired"

guy1: we need to get rid of that girl
guy2: ill take her home tonight and schmidty her

by genevakiller November 17, 2009

Schmitty

Schmitty is always there for us. He is careful and cares about our feelings. Schmitty always makes us compete for him and has us rubbed around his pipi.

Schmitty makes us feel important and warm, like a bagel in the oven. His voice is soothing and masculine. We really love Schmitty :)

Let's play Jackbox, Schmitty

by sovietgoblin November 3, 2020

scheisty

(Adj.) Refers to any person or thing that is considerably cheap, poorly made or otherwise substandard.

I asked Vanessa if I could have a quarter for the parking meter and she said no. She's so scheisty.

Did you see that scheisty gift Riu got Chun Li? Who buys their girlfriend Post-its?

by Jason Htuizzo November 28, 2007

Schmitty

A person who thinks they are very cool. They are cool, but they like to talk about sex...a lot. They are very ghetto.

You talk about sex a lot and are very ghetto, you are such a schmitty.

by boo yeah March 31, 2005

Schmidty

A word used to describe the colest person on the planet, Kailyn Schmidt. Used as a nickname and in replacement of Schmidt.

Yo, Schmidty, lets go back to Band Class!

by Kailyn January 24, 2005

schmidty

1. nickname

2. a person who rarely talks and likes sexy turtles.

Look at schmidty over there, why doesn't he talk!

by sexy turtle May 18, 2005