schmillion 

1. more than alot.
2. a prefix for some words.

1. "he has like a schmillion pairs of those jeans"
2. "i wish i was schmillion-lingual"

schmillion by twotimesfour December 17, 2005

schmige 

this is a term used to describe someone or something pure, cute, funny, and/or little. this can also be used as a nickname. things that are schmigey are adored by all and have a good heart. people who are the schmigest are the ones who live with best intentions and are the cutest when it comes to looks. you’d know instantly if you befriend a schmige.

“see chloe over there?”

“yea. shes a total og schmige”

schmige by brobruv April 11, 2020

Mr. Schmied 

When an old grandpa has the need to have younger girls fuck him.

My nieghbor pulled a Mr. Schmied ALL over my sister....

Mr. Schmied by Wolverine//Logan January 23, 2009

Schmalenciaga 

A flashy, preferably cheap, knock-off of the famous Balenciaga Le Dix 'motorcycle' handbag favoured by Nicky Hilton etc.

I got my Schmalenciaga off Hong Kong eBay for fifty bucks. I wish it didn't smell like burning rubber, though.

Schmalenciaga by vogue chick April 30, 2005

schmilly 

to hit a girl really hard in the fanny.

"i just hit chaz really hard in the fanny"
"what? did you schmilly her?"

schmilly by Flo&Chaz October 17, 2007

schmieder 

An adjective describing someone extremely intoxicated and difficult to deal with or someone covered in vomit. A verb that means to be violently puking, babbling like an idiot or passed out on the floor of a hotel bathroom.

I was completely schmiedered last night.

I schmiedered all over that girl last night.

Rap:

My names ... Schmieder. I like to get schmiedered. I schmieder on the floor and I schmieder on Peter. I schmieder in the sink and I schmieder on the bed, when I wake up Sunday mornin got a pain in my head.

schmieder by Schobinem July 21, 2011

Schmief 

A gaseous excretion from the penis.

After she quiefed on her boyfriend, he retaliated with a powerful schmief of his own.

Schmief by Stenman May 4, 2004