schmeltz

This is a funny word that orthodox jews use to refer to crack. I think we can all recall seeing hordes of strung out hebrews buying crack in ghettos all across this country. They only say schmeltz if its really good shit.

oye ve, jebediah! zis really is ze schmeltz. and so cheap

by bow down and worship me now bitch October 15, 2006

Shmelty

The slow melting of a face after too much to drink.

When Lorelee drinks her face gets shmelty.

by thewacokid May 30, 2010

Schmelt

The area between ones sack and the base of ones penis.

Dude,I can't stop itching my schmelt!

by Bobby Schmelt May 1, 2008

SCHMELTZER

One that fails consistently, especially a person with bad luck or poor skills.

He missed that shot,He's a Schmeltzer

by milky2x February 12, 2010

schmelky

It just means "stuff"

Yeah, you know, he was going to get some schmelky from the store.

by Name June 6, 2004

Schmesty

A term thats used to make fun of the word bestie

A: “Just kidding bestie:
B: “Bestie Schmesty”

by Bigmcflappy April 21, 2024

schmesty

A popular term in Melbourne that refers to a man who dates younger women.

Jakob had a schmesty feeling about the younger girl in front of him.

by Mr Russel deez nuts May 20, 2025