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Schmendersexual

A girl or woman who finds herself attracted exclusively or mainly to homosexual men, normally because of their taste in clothes and style.
Jane could never get a date, because she was schmendersexual.
by Aequus May 1, 2006
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scheide

The German translation of our word "vagina"
"ich bin nicht homosexual, weil ich scheide mag."
--I am not gay, because I like vagina.
by Lewis_JJ May 5, 2009
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schmerzelkender

schmerzelkender (pronounced shmer-zil-ken-dur) is a word commonly used in place of a profanity. Most common substitute is the 4 letter one starting 'sh', especially useful when you have dropped a wardrobe on your toe in front of your mother - see example 1.

Once proficient in the ways of schmerzelkender, it's most effective as a way of insulting people without them knowing - see example 2 (note - this will not work on someone who speaks German)
Example 1
Mother: "Careful up those stairs"
*thump*
You: "AAAAAAAAH, SHHHH...merzelkender"

Example 2
Idiot: "So when that drill bit doesn't fit in that lathe, do you know what that means?"
You: "Yup, schmerzelkender"
Idiot: "What?"
You: "It's the German word for exactly what you said"
Idiot: "Oh. OK..."
by Gordonio August 1, 2006
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schmeckel

damn dude go get your schmeckel checked out
by schmeles September 23, 2010
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schmiddle

doughnut holes are the missing schmiddle in doughnuts
by big zeus March 6, 2009
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Schmeickle

A word to describe wonder and amazement. However can also be used as a general noun ie, name or object whos name cannot be remembered.
Have you seen Tia? She look's awesome.
Wow.... She's yeah pretty schmeickle!

His schmeickle was enormous!
by BillyG1981 August 14, 2012
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Schmegele

An overly under-sized penis.
That kid whipped out his schmegele in the locker room, man it was tiny!
by BigDickGriff February 19, 2017
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