Schmiggly Schmaffin

An act of random annoyance. This is not to be confused with the act of trolling. Schmiggly Schmaffing is annoyance that invokes rage among their victims. After completing the act, one yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!" to increase the annoyance of the victim

Justin opens his book to page 103.

Zack says "Hey Justin! Look over there!"

Justin looks.

As Justin is looking, Zack throws his book on the ground and yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!"

Justin says "Damn it!"

by Thesperson November 2, 2011

schmuffle

to alernatly smush and/or ruffle another's hair with hands, usually in a side to side motion.

this word comes from combining the two words "smush" and "ruffle" while slurring the beginning a bit.

"Oh, that guy is so fuzzy. I just want to go up to him, schmuffle his hair, and say, "Will you marry me?"

by J gleason July 25, 2008

schmelf

Random word.

What the schmelf is that?!?

by schmelfboy August 20, 2008

Schmerfect

A better word than perfect

Your actually Schmerfect shxyy

by FxckRyaan December 12, 2013

Schmeef

The username of someone on the Internet who hates the current definitions

Why is Schmeef crying?

by Spooky_wa January 2, 2021

schmoff

To go out with somebody at a party, but without staying with him/her for a long time. May be a synonym of fucking.

Last night I've schmoffed Chritina

by fraktal August 29, 2008

schmmfff

Schmmfff, Schmmfffing, Schmmfffer, Schmmfffed
n. v. adj. adv. prep.
|shemff|
1. To engage in any type of sexual intercourse.
2. To act wastefully or foolishly.
3. One who has reached veteran status.
4. A continuous act of kinky unordinary events.
5. Used to express anger, disgust, or impatience.

1. Lets get the schmmfff out of here.
2. I'm bleeding! Why did you schmmfff me so brutally?
3. That's a schmmfffing '93 Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer!
4. Schmmffffff! (multiple f's exaggerate more emotion)
5. After downing the rook bottle of Captain Morgan, I could not stop schmmfffing around.

by Vince Young September 15, 2005