Schmatter

to be hit by a train in the middle of a baseball game.

Oh, damn! he got schmattered! home run!

by FalloutAve October 8, 2021

Schmaverage

Not quite a schlong, but not schmall either. Not to be confused with Schmedium

Schmakin my schmaverage schmeat

by Making Campbells Chunky atm March 10, 2023

SCHMETER

A small penis.

"That boy over there probably has a schmeter, lol."

by noobysub July 15, 2017

schmate

An awesome way off saying shit!!!

Man thats some bull schmate
fuck u schmate head
u smell like some nasty schmate

by Funny Guy September 7, 2003

schmattering

a whole lot, many, bunch

If you don't use a condom and get her pregnant you'll have a schmattering of problems.

by Martin Bellard February 24, 2005

Schmapter

erythang.~a word that that is advanced so far beyond language that it needs no definition. shcmapter is a word that can be interjected as a noun, verb, pronoun, or adjective. it was created to effeciently describe things and actions for people far more advanced in iteliegence and linguistic skills. However it also serves as a helping word for those who are not skilled in the art of articulation; also can be used when a word escapes your brain for the moment.

That meal was so delicious i could hit my mother with a schmapter.

Could i please have more schmap in my schmapter?

Hey, check out the schmapter on the hooker over there.

Oh Schmap.

by jonathon blaze January 1, 2007

schlater

old norse for "cheers"
-used in Ireland to signify trust among viking leaders or members of viking unit. The idea is everyone slams their mugs of ale/mead together hard enough for everyones drink to splash into everyone else's the idea being if one of them is poised the rest are poisoned. signifies the unit

SCHLATER!!!

by G... January 19, 2009