schlumberdoodle

Someone who is impotent, and is unable to attain and maintain an erection.

My penis doesn't work anymore, it just sits there like a lazy, limp slug. I'm a complete schlumberdoodle.

by NonSequitur January 27, 2009

Pull an Amy Schumer

When someone who thinks he/she's funny and won't shut up about unfunny (usually inappropriate) jokes.

My friend Bill decided to pull an Amy Schumer yesterday. He won't stop making corny inappropriate jokes while we were hanging out yesterday.

by You ahri tarded May 20, 2019

nick schlueter

a cheating ass nigga who played me 😭.

i swear you got me in my feelings then dipped . 🥺

Friend #1 : Why you so sad?

Me : i got hoed over :(

Friend #2 : By who ??

Me : Nick Schlueter .😞

by alexis martinez . October 6, 2019

Schlumped

When someone is so fucked up from a variety of drugs that they become immobile or it becomes extremely difficult to move.

Yo that nigga schlumped off the oxys and that Killa kush bro.

by bootyhunter9686 October 13, 2016

Schlumming

When having an orgasm by using snot as a lubricant.

I am schlumming

Person 1: What did use my snot for yesterday?
Person 2: I used it to schlum all over me

by The_Schlum_Overlord September 16, 2023

schlumped

Extreme fatigue.

Yo Ima be extraa schlumped after doing this Precal Hw.

by K.iverson January 31, 2017

Amy Schumer’d

When your joke gets stolen by someone who’s not funny

“Craig Amy Schumer’d my joke.”

“Amy Schumer herself.”

by Ian Papi June 9, 2018