schloopie

When you first wake up in the morning and you take a piss your penis looks really sad.

Man, my penis looked really schloopie today when I woke up.

OR!

Man, my penis is a sad ol' schloopie!

schloopie by Estuardo November 28, 2005

schlopper 

1. A fat, sloppy, disgusting person
2. Any member of the Lohan family

1. Look at that ugly schlopper
2. Harold Lohan is a schlopper

schlopper by Mike March 26, 2005

Schlopes 

Pronounced "schlowpps". A slang term used to refer to ski slopes. Usage is favoured by those of an agricultural background in north west celtic europe (Ireland).

I was schiing down the schlopes hai at a fair auld lep
Jaysus, that was a fierce steep schlope boss

Schlopes by shdunne February 13, 2012

schopieray 

This is the last name of an idiot

Damn Tim Schopieray is an idiot

schopieray by MadisonJoyce June 4, 2018

Schlopped 

getting absolutely destroyed

osama got fucking schlopped by seal team 6

Schlopped by fuckosama January 4, 2021

Schlopertunity 

The opportunity to receive top (head)

I had a schlopertunity last night with Emma but her roommate, Peggy, cockblocked me.

Schlopertunity by Pamf101 November 17, 2022

Schloppenheimer 

When one receives the most finest head.

“She gave that bomb ass head, had to call her schloppenheimer”

Schloppenheimer by Bigdaddy3608 May 22, 2024