schloom

a grimey person; a grime ball

kelly and tess are schlooms. they blow me off all of the time.

by Nate Nate the Snake March 3, 2007

Schloof

When a person is sleeping, 5 or more guys bust a nut into the sleeping person's eyes, causing them to be glued shut when they wake up.

We gave Ms. Naples a schloof surprise that night.

by DJHeadUp January 30, 2003

schloof

also known as a sleepy eyed jackson, bitch

i gave your grandma a sleepy eyed jackson

by Ryan " stone breaker" Smith January 31, 2004

schloompa

A large hairy dong.

Mark was sucking my schloompa last night.

by Schloompalover July 11, 2016

schloofer

Freeloader, lazy, doesn't participate, generally annoying through being passive

"That schloofer's getting a bonus? We worked hard, not him. These group KPIs suck!"

by T. Verd February 26, 2019

schlomford

The male sex organ , a word to describe the penis in a light hearted way to a sensitive family member

“Hey great aunt Ida , I hear cousin Quentin is seeing a specialist about the old schlomford after that glory hole incident”

by Hardy the witch May 7, 2021

Schloom

Verb

1. To Insert oneself in the middle of a trade to make profit on it. To become the middleman.

Bobby: I see an opportunity to schloom the market on feminine products!

by Bob Yeeters January 21, 2024