Schlothing

Noun
An abstract object that is neither a Schlong, a Schlaverage, or a Schlort. Anything that is not defined as a penis, while remaining distinctly not anything else.

Alternatively,

Verb
I.... I don't know. I know it's a verb, but the knowledge of what exactly it is unfit for the human mind. Cannot be put into words, can only be understood on a deeper level.

Bro, I wish I had a schlothing instead of a schlong

I hear Dave has a schlothing, that's so cool

by CatholicWaifu November 15, 2021

schlooging

Urinating in someone’s sexual reproductive organ or rectum.

“I was schlooging with that girl last night”

by pizzaguy27 May 7, 2024

Sclouching

Sclouching is when you and your significant other vape through your butthole by puckering it like a little starfish and releasing a combination of vape juice and smelly infectious farts onto the face or other parts of your partner until they are unconscious or crying.

Me and my pregnant grandma are sclouching so intense right now.

by SmushyUrbanDictionary May 12, 2024

Shamokin Schoching

When a man sucks on external hemroids while making the sound of a piglet sucking it's mother's tit

A guy at work gave a lot lizard a Shamokin Schoching and she gave him back his money

by SCICT November 26, 2024