schlomping

The act of sitting on the toilet and masterbating while simultaneously defecating.

The aim of the participant is to reach point of ejaculation at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the anus which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional orgasm.

"That guy's a total weirdo - I heard he's into schlomping."

by IncognitoD July 5, 2009

schloomp

1) The mating call of the legendary sex plunger

*schloomp*....*schloomp*..........*schlooooomp*

by ::Odd:: May 30, 2005

Schlompticox

The sound that comes out of a zebra's butt.

"Did you hear that schlompticox at the zebra exhibit?

by Derp Derpinson July 14, 2014

schlommpings

The act of taking mash potatoes and smearing it on you face and then rubbing it on some ones stomach.

I gave my bestfriend good schlommpings last week.

by Kyrick fryishka July 16, 2011

schlomp

a large shit, covered fresh nut juice (ejaculate)

Oh man we got wild last night, i actually schlomped on her chest!

by Caruto Cruiseumaki June 8, 2018

Schlimpy

1. First name of the King of the magic pixies, who has killed many-a-shoe with his magic buttons. He gave the name 'Yeffince' to the famous explorer.
2. Noun which originates from a forced labour camp on the moon. Used commonly (cough, cough) to describe small people.

"I'm sorry, Schlimpy, but your pixie magic won't work on me."
"Schlimpy, you're very... small. VERY small. You're a teeny, tiny... thing."

by Yeffin, master of rice October 7, 2005

schlomps

The resulting gastrointestinal discomfort and periodic burps when one consumes too much beer on an empty stomach. Also occurs when beer is consumed before one participates in a trampoline-based or similar activity.

Unghgghhhghgg *hic* I got the schlomps.

by ghaliz July 27, 2011