Schlonger

The next step up from a ‘Schlong’, where you’re granted the ability to be scientifically defined as a tripod.

He told me he was big, but I wasn’t expecting him to have a schlonger! I don’t know if I can handle it!

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Schlinger

A male who doesn't control the location of his ejaculate after orgasm

That guy is such a schlinger he comes back to work after lunch with sperm of his shirt and pants

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A schlong so large it requires a hammock to hold it up.

Did anyone bring my hammock for my schling schlong?

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a penis, dick, cock, genitals, family jewels, weiner, wanker whatever you wanna call it.

Before you spanker her, cover your wanker. Don't be a ding dong cover your schling schlong.

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When you get a rebound on 2k or rocket league you schling it down to your partner who then proceeds to schlong it into the goal.

Mathis: yo Cole schling it!!!!
Cole: schlinging!!!
Mathis: schlongggg!!!
Cole and mathis: schling schlong ok!

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Schlanger is old Australian ockerism for dick/penis

The Dag: He's a crazy Smeg who eats Schlanger. ---- <Mad Max: Fury Road>

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When a man beats a woman, like he would with his penis, in the race for President of the United States.

Hillary Clinton got 'schlonged' by Barack Obama for the Presidency

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