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schlogins

It is the filthy area never whiped between a man's balls and his anus. Legend has it that shit nuggets dwell in this region. (Watch your tongues ladies.)
Guy: Oh yeah lick my balls!
Lady: Gross what the hell is that?
Guy: I said lick my balls not my schlogins.
by Justin P. McMulan November 12, 2006
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Schlongenluben

To add lubricant to a tube-steak.
"She doused my tubesteak with some oil. That was some serious Schlongenluben!"
by JBPhoto November 2, 2009
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schlanti

an anti of the youtuber jschlatt! simple.
person 1: i hate jschlatt

person 2: ok schlanti
by mifties March 5, 2021
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Schlaggin Shaginsins Disease

A disease that makes the palm of ones hand sweat profusely. The symptoms for this disease include the following, hot hands, sneezing more than five times in a row while sounding like a duck, and finally random anger fits. This disease was named after a fellow who discovered the disease. Though that was not his real name it sure was his nick name.
Little Jimmy gave Big Billy a high five. Little Jimmy realized his hands had sweat on them. Little Jimmy glanced at Big Billy's hands and noticed that he had Schlaggin Shaginsins Disease.
by Bob Trivioni September 23, 2008
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Shlanging dong

When you're completely naked and just start wiggling your dick around
Guy 1:Dude what are you doing?”
Guy 2: “Shlanging dong bro”
Guy 1: “hell yeah, nice form man!”
by Shlanging Dong July 5, 2020
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schlongining

Getting slapped with a surprise swingy dingy out of anger or discipline
Me and my wife got in a fight so I gave her a good ol' schlongining
by shwingybones May 13, 2022
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shlangin

To describe something as bein good
yo man this party is shlangin.
This joint is shlangin
That is one shlangin lass over there
by 07707 October 16, 2006
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