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schizabootal 

seperating your nuts from your leg
damn yo, distract these females, i gotta schizabootal real quick, the sabre-tooth crotch critters are gnawling on my buffalo-sack and my leg.
schizabootal by Scott October 17, 2003

schizoposter

A mentally ill or insane individual who posts a lot of schizoposts and believes in a bunch of shitty conspiracy

A schizopost is a post that includes insane conspiracy, very fast series of images and the occasional schizophrenic "I WILL NEVER TAKE MY MEDS" joke
1: kill everyone, society is controlled by the goverment i want to make bombs and kill innocent people!!

2: you sound like a schizoposter

1: kys fucking slur gofuck yourself i will NEVER TAKE MY MEDS YOU FED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
schizoposter by oqqiv February 13, 2023

schizophobia

Schizophobia is the mind's fear of consciousness.

In female schizophrenics, it is a fear of one's own sexual desires.
schizophobia by metawave July 30, 2020

Schizoposting 

Schizoposting is the act of taking innocent memes,such as troll and facebook minions, and editing/putting them into insane situations.
r/he_comes and r/WackyTicTacs are examples of Schizoposting meme communities
Schizoposting by BrassCatgirl April 28, 2021

scheizbobbercoff

1) Shit, fuck, fuck, fuck, shit, fuck-fuck
2) Fucking Great or amazing
3) This thing sucks
Scheizbobbercoff! This btter freekin work!!!

Schizobabel 

To blame worries on an illusive omnipotent hypothetical character. Traditionally schizobabelers learn to crazy talk from a fictitious final fantasy book about ways to helps others with their VIP pass at the pearly gates, by means of inadherence to various pleasurable activities that are sinful.
John was paranoid about doomsday in 2012 because of what a schizobabler told him. John continues to blame his worries on an omnipotent guy in the sky, while he looks down and asks questions in faith with his palms pressed together at his chest. If John never learned schizobabel. he would address personal problems more like a business would with constructive criticism.