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Schmunder

The opposite of a schmuck. Usually describes a part of the female anatomy, but can also be used to refer to a female who is a complete idiot.
"Did you see her cut off the tip of her finger and stick it in the chili?"

"Yeah, what a schmunder."
by Nevadastu February 3, 2010
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schmuntry cruise

Not so cryptic reference to the country cruise. Almost always employs the use of the pipe and the driving-with-the-knee-while-taking-a-hit. Most often occurs in a predefined loop, possibly one which has been used so many times it has its own nickname i.e. "green loop"
Im all done with class how bout we go on a nice schmuntry cruise
by SoberChinchillin June 20, 2011
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Schmundie

From the Yiddish for vagina & surrounding parts.

Slang for the C word, as putz is for penis and a dick/douchebag.
Quit bein such a schmundie , JC
by MandrinMark October 18, 2021
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Schimanie

Schimanie is a special name for special women. Whenever you meet Schimanie - make sure you don't lose her again! Schimanie is an open and loyal soul, who always provides a good mood with her sense of humor. Her loving nature distinguishes her as well as her great compassion. A special strength is her ability to listen attentively without getting bored quickly.

But not only the inner values make Schimanie attractive - also her appearance is unmatched! With more curves than a Formula 1 track, she steals the show from every other woman in the room without consciously pushing herself to the spotlight. It happens all by itself - and that is sometimes even uncomfortable for her. So she's modest, too. Whenever you encounter Schimanie: Keep her!
Damn, Schimanie is a fine girl.
by bailabailabaila_remix November 23, 2021
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schmungussy

A schmungussy is a glooplier substance with high viscosity, funk and dexterity. If you eat it with a side of gloopin'schloop and black pudding it will give you a tightly feeling inside your rumpadumbdiddlybump. Enjoy this information at your own risk. Pleasure awaits you!
Do not make a fussy
When in comes the schmungussy
Such a delightful sight to see
It will fill you from head to toe with glee
Sit at the table, take a fork
No need to eat the pork
Because the side of schmungussy is on the rack
Eat it now, and don't look back
by I loooooove schmungussy March 7, 2023
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schmunzeln

A german word for a smile that is a mix between giggeling and a broad smile.

Its a feeling of amusement about a particular situation that could be funny or ironic. Most likely one has a similar memory of the situation happening to one self.

Its not a smirk not a smile nor is it with negative intent . More like to wonder about the absurd. With a inner giggle.

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Saw a cat almost glitching on wet surface and i had to schmunzeln because it almost happend to me yesterday too.
by The Other or One November 30, 2018
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Schmunguss

An all knowing being that controls everybody/the world
Hes acting so wack he might be possessed by the Schmunguss
by Schmunguss researcher April 26, 2023
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