schrieber

To suck dick for something you want. Many times to gain an unfair advantage.

Man, the coach must have schriebered the referees to get some of those calls.

by Wayne Rollins April 8, 2004

Schueler Bob

A line improvised by Ben Affleck while filming the movie Dogma. Though Affleck thought is was German for "Silent Bob", "Schueler" actually means "student".

"Schueler Bob? I'll get you for this, Schueler Bob!"

by EJL April 21, 2004

Schindler's Dick

Extreme shrinkage of the male member causing it to appear uncircumcised along with the inability to achieve an erection typically due to the consumption of amphetamines.

Jim: What it is? Did you finally bang Jessica last night?

Jerry: Fuck no, man. I had a bad case of Schindler's dick from that Adderall I took. I ended up fingerbanging her while she played with my windsock all night.

by Slippy Dickerson November 13, 2011

schieber

German slang for "sexual tool"

Mary:"I fucked the shit out of my schieber last night"
Yasmin:"NO SHIT?!"

by Mumdiggity April 10, 2005

Schissler

(verb) To constantly nag, pester or harass until an answer is obtained or an action realized.

Don't worry I am going to Schissler her until she makes up her mind.

by abduabmb a January 29, 2007

Schindler's List

One of the best movies of the 90's, and of all time. Tells the true story of German factory owner Oskar Schindler and how he saved the lives of over 1,100 jews during the holocaust.

Schindler's list won 7 oscars, including best picture and best director for Steven Spielberg.

by Adrian July 16, 2006

going schieler

the act of becoming aggressive with inanimate objects.

"He's going schieler", I yelled, as I watched my friend Bill kick the sh%t out of the vending machine over a pack of peanut M&Ms.

by Anonymous September 4, 2003