schiavo

n.

Terri Schiavo, the Florida women who became a vegetable when her heart failed due to a condition brought on by her eating disorder. She became the center of a media circus and political pawn when her parents fought against her husband in the courts to try to keep her alive (her husband contended that she wouldn't want to be kept alive in such a state.) Her husband won and her feeding tube was removed. On March 31, 2005 she died of starvation.
A person who is in need of a feeding tube to stay alive; a vegetable.
An act of posing as a vegetable or coma patient (often for a picture); "On three, everybody do the Schiavo!"
adj.
Vegetative; physically inactive; "He was so stoned he looked schiavo."
To be in need of a feeding tube.
v. intr.

Slang. To be extremly hungry; starving to death; “Lets eat, I'm totally schiavo”
by Dacarlo April 19, 2005
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Schiavoed

When you are planning to get fucked up, retarded
I am going to get Schiavoed tonight
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The Schiavo

A sex act when your partner acts like a life support vegetable while you are banging her and she just makes undecernable noises during sex!
Last night I asked the wife if we could get busy? She said "I am really tired, can we just do The Schiavo?"
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schiavo

(verb) to have the appearance or act as if you are in a constant vegetative state. lack of movement or enthusiasm.
"man, my class totally schivoed through that discussion of hamlet."
by Winston Peril April 05, 2005
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schiavo

verb. To terminate a process, task, or relationship that is yielding little response, and no benefit. To pull the plug.
"Ever since this became a long-distance relationship, we've been talking less and less, and finally I realized it was time to schiavo the whole thing."
by benjjj May 05, 2005
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schiavo

To use a sympathetic person or situation as a pawn to attain political goals.
To get legislation passed, he schiavos using topics like baby seals, children, and brain dead patients.
by Sean March 25, 2005
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Schiavoed

To get fucked up on drugs or alcohol to a point where you cannot move or talk.
Matt is so Schiavoed right now hes been laying there all night. I think its time to pull the plug.
by Gonzom85 April 12, 2010
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