schiavo

(verb) To behave in a way which significantly increases the chance of self-inflicted coma or a similar vegetative state, a la Terri Schiavo.

Jim's been pruning trees with a chain saw while standing on an idling 4-Wheeler. That dude's going to schiavo himself!

You better stop sleeping with other guys' wives or you're gonna go and get yourself schiavoed.

by jimfallope August 27, 2012

schiavo

Schiavo, proper v. To put one into a vegetative state limiting their activites to *blink* grrmrmmrrrnnn *blink*

1) That girls titties were so big, I was Schiavoed. 2) If you don't shut the fuck up, I'm going to Schiavo your ass. 3) You Schiavoed me at "hello."

by Schiavo May 13, 2005

Schiavo

Terri Schiavo, the Florida women who became a vegetable when her heart failed due to a condition brought on by her eating disorder. Her feeding tube was removed and on March 31, 2005 she died of starvation.
A person who is in need of a feeding tube to stay alive; a vegetable.
An act of posing as a vegetable or coma patient (often for a picture); "On three, everybody do the Schiavo!"
adj.

Vegetative; physically inactive; "He was so stoned he looked schiavo."
To be in need of a feeding tube.
v. intr.

Slang. To be extremly hungry; starving to death; “Lets eat, I'm totally schiavo”

Look out for Garage Built Heroes debut album "Do The Schaivo!"

by J-RZA April 13, 2005

schiavo

The act of willfully and purposefully murdering a human being in a cruel manner and with the assistance and sanction of state authorities. schiavo•ing, schiavo•ed

Through careful planning and cold calculation, Dick managed to schiavo his defenseless, bedridden wife for profit as well as his own convenience.

by razer April 6, 2005

schiavo

vt: To pursue the untimely death of a disabled person for personal gain or convenience.

In the early part of the 21st century, it became necessary for Americans to draw up detailed legal documents to avoid being schiavoed by their relatives or the government in case of becoming disabled.

by Snickelfritz March 25, 2005

schiavo

someone who is extremely absent-minded, ditzy, or dumb. especially in relation to girls who appear to have eating disorders.

Have you talked to Rachel today? She was being a total schiavo and it was driving me up the wall.

by fhmb May 13, 2005

Schiavo

1. Terri Schiavo, the Florida women who became a vegetable when her heart failed due to a condition brought on by her eating disorder. She became the center of a media circus and political pawn when her parents fought against her husband in the courts to try to keep her alive (her husband contended that she wouldn't want to be kept alive in such a state.) Her husband won and her feeding tube was removed. On March 31, 2005 she died of starvation

2. A person who is in need of a feeding tube to stay alive; a vegetable.

3. adj. Vegetative; physically inactive; in need of a feeding tube

To be extremly hungry; starving to death....

“Lets eat, I'm totally schiavo”

by Freudiannic April 20, 2006