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Cock Schplack

A sexual manuever involving the slapping of one's erect penis on the cheek and or forehead of the sexual counterpart. It is imperative that semen is present at the tip of the schlong. After the slapping is complete the male writes a note to the woman and sticks it to her face.
I cock schplacked dat ho.
by Jakenasty McMike January 3, 2006
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Schlacking

When you take an asskicking in the midterm elections.
"I took a Schlacking last night" Nov 2nd, 2010
by Patrick Irish November 3, 2010
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shalack

to coat a surface in a glossy substace
-Why are your floors so shiny?
-Well I went to a store and purchased some varnish and shalacked them.
-Oh.
by Sethzl August 19, 2007
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schlack

verb usually used passively to get schooled or housed or salted or just beaten outright
(as kobe takes the backdoor cut to the hoop and hits the 360 hookshot)

Announcer: Paul Pierce is getting schlacked by kobe tonight
by B to the Rizzle March 5, 2007
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shalace

Shalace means beautiful,pretty,miserable, loving,caring. Can't play with her heart. But can play with her feeling.
Shalace is every beautiful, pretty,petty,miserable, loving,caring, I like her a lot.
by Princess_Cutta July 16, 2017
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Shalack

You better watch out or I will Shalack you
by Rob December 4, 2002
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schlackin

The act of doing whatever the fuck you want ñigguah.
Tbe and I were schlackin our asses off last night.
by bemeuser69 December 20, 2015
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