Schlameel

someone who tends to make the wrong decisions or ruin everything- also see mush , schlamufde

"What a schlameel!?!"

by Neil, Joe, Bryan June 18, 2008

Schwammered

When you are too drunk to describe the state you are in and you start combining words.

Being wasted and hammered at the same time.

Ashton: Dude i got so schwammered last night!

Gabe/Rachel: thats not good. youre a whore

by schwammered June 5, 2010

Schamcy

In the early 100BC, teenagers used to place bananas in their armpits and do a dance known as the 'Schamcy' and in the process the bananas would be smashed and the person performing a Schamcy would have a spiritual vision. Some claim to have witnessed a black Jesus Christ in a thong. Sometimes an Emo-Buddha, or a naruto character claiming to be Allah. And a few times some saw the hindu god Visnu and Siva pretending to be Al Gore and President Clinton. Of course, the Schamcy isn't practiced that much anymore, most of the people who practiced Schamcy were kidnapped by the goverment and placed on secret islands near the bermuda triangle.

yo did you hear that historians found mummies that performed Schamcy? that's some crazy shit

by Poseidon_the_conquerer July 7, 2011

Schlampz

An endearing term derived from the German word Schlampe- bitch/slut and the German word Schotzi meaning loved one.

I love you schlampz.
My schlampz.

by Jesucka December 3, 2011

Schaared

A co-worker is notorious for staying long past scheduled shift time, which often results in later scheduled employees leaving before he does. It is referred to as "being Schaared."

Dude, you've been Schaared!
If you don't leave soon, you're gonna be Schaared!

by dfjdlfjsFODfffsdjkfhasd;kljfol June 30, 2017

Schaumburg Double

During man-man-woman intercourse, the act of gloriously inserting both peni into the woman's anus simultaneously.

Me and Tony went to McDonald's the other day. He ordered four Filet-O-Fish, I had the Big Mac, and the honey behind the counter ordered the Schaumburg Double. All parties left the restaurant happy and stuffed.

by Parisian King January 5, 2008

Schaumpton

Quasi-derisive nickname for Schaumburg, IL, which is a white-bread suburb of Chicago. Possibly dervied from ironic reference to Compton.

"I'm from Rolling Ghettos, where are you from?"
"Straight outta Schaumpton."

by h07824092147012784 March 2, 2009