the raised scepter of love

erect male genitalia.

There is no such things, as polishing the raised scepter of love too much.

by UrbanSage May 19, 2014

Scepterbody

The opposite of a butterface.

That girl at the bar last night was a scepterbody. Everything except her body was hot (pretty face ugly body).

by Aimshizzle & The D-Bag August 4, 2011

scepter

a lacrosse stick

let me get you scepter so I can lax

by tejota June 13, 2010

sceptering

verb - the act of sitting in a daze and clutching the bong as though it is a scepter.

usage - "Dude, quit sceptering and pass the bong."

by Realbeer December 25, 2008

custodial-scepter

Toilet brush, mop, or broom. Similar to the ornamented staff carried by royalty; the tool of the custodial trade is symbolic for anyone cleaning up crap others leave behind. Unlike the ornamented staff carried by dignitaries, the custodial scepter is actually useful.

Julia spun her custodial-scepter in a perfect circle scrubbing the resistant residue from the porcelain altar of excretion relief. Her toilet would be clean before company arrived by gosh!

by Jules.Sheehy August 3, 2018