Smartologist

Someone who considers themselves really smart and always says “wise” sentences and / or correct people even though he/ she knows he is not that smart

Man 1: do the dishes
Man 2: u mean wash them?
Man 1: u r smartologist

by noyza July 29, 2019

Slutologist

A woman who is an expert at being a slut

Sara has sucked and fucked her way into a Slutologist status.

by IGLSPMP October 20, 2022

Scotologist

One who teaches the work of Scotometry and diagnosis perverts with post-ejaculitory sexual obsession disorder.

When i grow up, i wanna be a motha fuckin Scotologist.

by Sampson January 24, 2003

scatological

(adj) 1. of or related to the study of feces: what it is, why it smells so rank, and why germans and japs love shit porn so much.

Today's scatological forecast: scat, scat, and more scat! With a 65% chance of golden showers.

by Jungle Bunny December 9, 2006

Scutologist

Scutologist – the elite category of privileged wise, young men who have dedicated immense amounts of time to eradicating Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoes by studying, hypothesizing, and theorizing, about the origins, symptoms, and solutions to this ever growing epidemic. Yes we are professionals! Official members of the C.W.A.S.I!

I recieved a Scutta awareness flyer today from a scutologist.

by Scutologist July 2, 2006

skapologist

one who is learned in the ways of skaps. familiar with their migratory patterns, and often speaking fluent skap.

dude #1: man i have no idea what the hell that girl just said
dude #2: That's cause your ass ain't a skapologist. all she said was "can i please have some dick"

by skap-a-phobic August 24, 2006

Slagtologist

One who dabbles in the digital end of mixing and slicing with skills and perfection

VDJ with the mad skillz is a true slagtologist

by Josh R. June 4, 2004