Shitcident

When a monster poo clogs the toilet, and evasive cleanup measures are required for post-flush overflow.

I came home from my jog to find that my husband had spent the last 45 minutes cleaning up after an unfortunate shitcident.

by Dumper's Wife April 21, 2010

Snacident

n. An incident in which your snack falls on the floor or suffers some other fate, rendering it inedible.

"Hey, you knocked my chips ahoy on the floor, and now I can't eat 'em. That's one bad snacident."

by Kris & Vicki April 8, 2008

Snaccident

When an unexpected opportunity to snack occurs which can not be avoided, and therefore can not be blamed on the snacker.

Zeus the dog had a snaccident when Cassie dangled Josh's pet gerbil, Zack in front of his face. Poor Zack.

"Susan, where's the rest of the sour cream and cheddar chips?", he asked. She said "Sorry Rob, there was an unfortunate snaccident involving those chips today."

by UnderTheGun42 February 10, 2010

shitcident

An incident in which shit hitting the fan is an immediate result.

wife walks in on husband cheating and calls off marriage. this would be a shitcident.

by dj ngar January 24, 2011

Shitcident

An incident involving shitting one's self.

"Man, I really have to shit."
"Better not bend down, you might have a shitcident."

by SleepingInTheUnderworld July 8, 2015

Shitcident

When you desperately have to take a shit, but despite squeezing your butt cheeks together as tight as possible, you just don't make it to the bathroom in time.

I had to crap so bad on my way home from work, I ran into a gas station, but ended up having a shitcident before I could even get my fucking pants down. How embarrassing!

by Midlife mayhem April 21, 2017

Scatbidèt

Flushing while sitting on the shitter.

Just had a scatbidèt. Fresh arse, washed with the finest Werribee water.

by John_Feedback February 14, 2022